Tuesday, January 31, 2012

What would I do without the joy of laughter?

Am I the only one that can spend hours watching YouTube videos and looking at funny pics? I truly love to laugh! I have two YouTube channels that I truly love; they're Dormtainment and Spoken Reasons. Dormtainment is the most hilarious group on YouTube to me! They do so many funny skits, and there's one member of the group that I particularly fancy. His name is Mike, and he has his own character named Leaning Leon. Leaning Leon has a Jamaican accent... I think Mike is Jamaican in real life too. I just stopped in the middle of typing that last sentence and watched three YouTube videos! :)  I am addicted to watching these videos!!! One of the videos I just watched was called "Sugarbaby." When I first read the title I thought it would be a comedy about a old man and his sugarbaby or something like that. It was actually about this guy that asked his girlfriend to meet him at a coffee shop so he could break up with her. The girl shows up talking about how in love with him she is, but he still breaks up with her and she goes crazy. By the way, the reason he's breaking up with her is because she's crazy; she had a dream that he cheated or something, so she woke up and got a knife and was about to stab him. Anyways she just keeps saying he can't break up with her and mentions that they have a child together. They don't have any children and he tells her that, but she pulls out a bag of sugar with a face drawn on it saying that's their child.... it's hilarious, you should really see it... at least it's hilarious to me...

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

My random thoughts...


  • I can't believe it's so hard for me to write one blog post a week when I update my status on Facebook like 100 times a day!
  • I have no idea what I want to major in or what I want to do with my life, career wise, and I hate when I tell people that and they say "well what do you like to do?" What do you mean what do I like to do?? I like to do a bunch of stuff that would have me impoverished for the rest of my life if I try to make a career out of it! Then when I tell them I like to go shopping and other non-career things they say, "Well what are you good at?" Like I said in my last blog me = talent-challenged...
  • Ugh, I'm starting not to like my job because everyday I come home with more scratches and bruises and I have no idea where they come from... it just happens! all I do is make food and I think I would know if I cut myself with a knife...
  • I like ellipsis dot, dot, dot all day...
  • I love watching youtube videos, but I'll save that topic for another day...
  • I like to consider myself a good listener; however, when I'm in class and forced by a teacher to get to know someone, I usually zone out... and then the best part is I nod like I'm listening and then the person says something that requires a response from me and I'm still nodding and acting like I'm listening, so then it gets awkward because they realize I wasn't listening... oops
  • When I first heard our blog posts had to be at least 250 words, I thought about how in middle school my English teacher would make us write a 250 word essay as a punishment for acting up in class or not doing homework.
  • Oh, no it's almost time for class to start!!...


Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Well, let me tell you about myself.
My name is Mauricia Lyn and I'm from Memphis, TN.
My favorite color is pink and I love pizza and chocolate.
My mother lives in Memphis and my father died on Thanksgiving 6 years ago.
I hate Thanksgiving.
This Christmas holiday season is my favorite time of the year for these reasons:
  1. pretty decorations
  2. gifts
  3. food
  4. the start of a new year
  5. my birthday is 9 days after Christmas
I came to the University of Tennessee Knoxville because I wanted to get away from home and I had a scholarship.
Many people think I came just because my boyfriend was going, but that's not the case.
Me and my boyfriend will have been together a whole year this Sunday! It may not seem like a long time, but no one expected it to last this long.
... I am very tall and people make me feel worthless when they ask me if I play basketball and I say no and they continue to talk about how I should play. I've actually had people tell me that I am a waste of height :(
I actually don't think I have any talent whatsoever..
I don't have many friends and I don't get along with many girls.
I think I'm a nice person and a good friend to have, but I guess people just don't like me...
I'm reall not sure what else to say, so I guess I'll end here until next time :)